The challenge? Thirty health-related posts in 30 days, using prompts prepared by the folks at WEGO Health.
Day Twenty: Miracle Cure. Write a news-style article on a miracle cure. What’s the cure? How do you get the cure? Be sure to include a disclaimer 😉
Disclaimer: We all know the only cure for obesity is to burn more calories than you take in, so the following article — while a lovely pipe dream — is completely untrue.
Finally, there’s a pill that can help patients achieve — and maintain — their ideal weight.
The FDA Monday approved the use of lipoadipose, the most powerful weapon against obesity ever developed. One daily 500 mg dose melts fat and rids the body of excess weight.
“This drug will allow millions of obese folks to reach their ideal weight for the first time in their lives,” said Dr. Steven Ontakeaton, lipoadipose’s lead developer. “And once they’re there, a daily dose will keep them there — forever.”
The drug will be marketed under the brand name Fatbegone.